Breaking Seriousness

    FOX News Announces Double RNC Coverage

    The Fox News Channel on Sunday announced its plans to double its coverage of the Republican National Convention, scheduled to last from September 1st through the fourth, with around the clock broadcasts from St. Paul starting Monday, August 25th. The network unveiled a complete programming schedule at the time […]

In the News

Obama Narrows List of White Male VP Candidates

The buzz surrounding the Vice Presidential running mate selection of presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama reached a fever pitch ...

Obama Agrees to Allow Clinton to Be Distraction

In recognition of the historic collapse of her seemingly insurmountable campaign for the Presidency, presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama has ...

Bush to Send Troops to State of Georgia

The Bush Administration announced on Wednesday that it has instructed the Pentagon to dispatch a brigade of troops to perform ...

Obama Chooses Edwards as VP, Dares America to Vote for McCain

Presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama announced in a major speech on Monday his selection of former North Carolina Senator ...

Really Serious Briefs

Stevens Indicted for Clogging Series of Tubes

Ted Stevens, the longest serving Senator in Republican history, was indicted Tuesday by a Federal Grand Jury in Washington, D.C. for, among other charges, six counts of conspiracy to clog an important series of tubes. The 84-year old Senator from Alaska, serving his seventh consecutive term in office, the former chairman of the powerful Appropriations […]

Seriouser, Briefer

Political Satire No Longer Funny

With controversy erupting over The New Yorker’s satirical cover featuring a cartoon of Barack Obama and wife Michelle, political satire was declared dead on Monday by a group of very serious reporters and outraged pundits. Upon circulation of the perhaps less than fully tasteful cover illustration, the elite group of journalists and pundits, the official […]

Seriouserer, Brieferer

Michelle Obama’s Diary: Change in Pullout Strategy Resulted in First Child

According to Michelle Obama’s diary, which was recently obtained by Really Serious News, a change in Democratic nominee Barack Obama’s pullout strategy resulted in the couple’s first child, Malia Ann. “At first he told me that a pullout was inevitable, but after learning that it may anger my parents, Barack changed his mind at the […]